“Trust me,” said the plump woman behind the counter in a Queenstown’s boutique. “You don’t want to buy that sweater.”
“Sure I do,” I replied. “I want a fun souvenir from New Zealand and I can alway use a sweater.”
“Unless you are a ridiculous kindergarten teacher, you will take that sweater home and wonder what you were thinking.”
“I think it’s funny. I love the irony.” I couldn’t believe I was arguing with a shopkeeper about purchasing something.
“I cannot let you buy this. It will reflect poorly on my country and you will look silly. Don’t buy it.”
The colorful sweater was a bit pricey, and she was correct I don’t usually wear such bright colors. But still, it was funny.
“Don’t waste your money,” my husband said and I moved along, ultimately not purchasing anything for myself in New Zealand.
Ten years later, I know I made the right decision.
But how do you choose a suitable souvenir from a place you may never see again? And why DO we get caught up with local “crafts” while traveling and completely forget to use our brains?
Normally, I choose useful souvenirs. My favorite was the terrific beach towel we bought 30 years ago in Nantucket and fought over every time we went to the beach afterwards. It was a beautiful design, quality construction and a sensible reminder of a fun visit. I’d show you a photo, but we wore it out.
Usually, I purchase small items you can’t buy anywhere else, especially if I’ve got the adorable grandchildren in mind: a whistle from Nicaragua, an Olympics tee-shirt from Beijing. Lately, I’ve been buying pens with the city’s name on it–San Francisco pens to hand out when I go, London or Paris pens to bring back for the family. I got a great deal on Raphael’s angel umbrellas at the Uffizi art museum several years ago that were very popular. (But not so the pen with a photo of Michelangelo’s David. “What will my boyfriend say?” asked the recipient, “I can’t use a pen with a naked man on it!”).
But every so once in awhile, insanity reigns. Two years ago, I debated the wisdom of purchasing a pair of bagpipes in an Edinburgh music shop. My daughter-in-law’s eyebrows went up and she laughed, “sure, why not?”
Why not, indeed? I’m a musician. I like the reedy sound. I enjoyed hearing bagpipe music throughout the streets of Scotland and I don’t have a lot of neighbors who would be troubled by the grinding, groaning sound of a plaid bagpipe.
Should I get the real thing, or just the cheap tourist version for $10? If all else failed, I could give it to my adorable grandchild.
My daughter-in-law, meanwhile, was on a quest for small bottles of whiskey for her husband. Neither one of us knew how to choose, so we just went with the Hay family tarleton and the box of three different varieties–based on the cuteness of the bottle.
Hey, he was happy.
I sent my husband an e-mail about the bagpipes.
He laughed. So, I posted my question on Facebook: “should I buy some bagpipes?”
The usual suspects, fellow musicians in my Haugen quintet, all said, “sure,” while sensible members of my family asked me if I had lost my mind.
I could not decide and finally examined the real thing, a good “instrument” rather than a piece of junk made in the aforementioned China. It was beautiful. The store owner produced a gorgeous sound.
Nah. We were at the beginning of our trip; I’d have to carry it all through Europe. I let it go.
Today, I’m glad I did.
So are the neighbors.
My mother always used her travels (118 countries before she died) to buy Christmas ornaments. We’ve got ornaments from all over the world on our tree every year as a result. Small, relatively practical and good reminders of pleasant visits. I like that idea, too.
All we need, now, is a New Zealand sheep to go with our bungee jumping Kiwi doll . . .
Tell me about a fun, silly souvenir you brought home from a trip. How do you choose? And do you ever regret what you brought home?















